type__error’s avatartype__error’s Twitter Archive—№ 13,258

              1. I found the worst candles imaginable. Descriptions in the thread
                oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
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              "You're Doing Great, Babe" Description: Life is tough girl, but so are you. Your unique glow is what the universe craves. Babe, you sparkle. Shine bright like the optimistic goddess you were born to be. Take some time for yourself, and reflect on all of your unique blessings xo
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            "Go Get 'Em Goal Digger". Description: New year, who this? Girl, toss out the old and embrace the infinite possibilities ahead of you. The jade crystal on top attracts good luck and promotes maximum Girl Power independence. Magical things are coming your way. You got this xo
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          "Girl, Build Your Own Empire". Description: Empower your inner Boss Babe. Light it up to create a floral zen garden to de-clutter that beautiful lil brain of yours. Then inspire and empower other Babes with your unstoppable Girl Power energy! Go get it goal digger! xo
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        "Bloom Baby Bloom" Description: Girl, cultivate an environment that promotes you own personal growth. Surround yourself with Boss Babes who know your success is their success. Behind every great woman is a gang of really great women. You grow girl xo
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      "Ditched The Boyfriend, Kept The Cologne" Description: Just like your boyfriend's oversized, cozy hoodie, this candle will envelop your senses with sensual nostalgia and a state of blissful comfort. [...] Being independent never smelled so darn good.
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    ARE THESE IRONIC I REALLY HOPE THEY ARE